Monday, March 13, 2006

Memo to Bodie Miller

This message is for Bodie Miller, the US Olympic skier who talked the most before the Games, and ultimately failed to even qualify for three of his events and whose best in the other two was fifth. When asked if he was disappointed, Bodie said: "I just did it my way...I just want to go out and rock. And man, I rocked here."

Bodie, the United States didn't send you to the 2006 Olympic Games so you could "rock." They sent you to the Olympics to compete. If the US had known you were more interested in drinking than in skiing, they would have sent someone else and left you at home. That way you could waste your own time and money, and maybe they could have sent a real athlete to compete in your place. Or at least an athlete who can cover his dismal failure with a better explanation than some lame, meaningless jargon.
Categories: sports

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Bodie,
You made a mockery of the Olympics. Way to go loser.

Signed,
Tonya Harding

Mauricem said...

From what I've heard he's pretty stupid alright. Usually when people boast, they can back it up with actual skills. I guess Bodie hadn't heard.
He is quoted as saying the Olympics made him achieve his goal of "loving skiing again".
Wouldn't you want to do that BEFORE the Olympics?
And what about the guy that got cut because Bodie Miller beat him out to be on the USA team?
Olympics suck these days anyway.

Monkey Migraine said...

Dear Sir,

That man is disgrace to sports.

Signed,
Barry Bonds

Monkey Migraine said...

I hadn't heard that quote. What a loser. I agree, love skiing before you go to represent your country.

glomgold said...

Dear Sir,

That guy sucks.

Signed,
Brian Boitano