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Quote of the Week: Holy Crap

Dru of Cream of the Comics commenting on Marvel Adventures: The Avengers #9:

"Holy. Crap. Look at that cover, man."

Quote of the Week: Why Rihanna is the Best Girlfriend Ever

R&B singer Rihanna on why she took naked pictures with her cell phone that were later leaked onto the Internet:
"If you don't send your boyfriend naked pictures, then I feel bad for him."

Quote of the Week: Good Luck, Nolan

John Del Signore on the promotion for The Dark Knight - Gothamist.com:
Unfortunately for them, The Dark Knight opens the same weekend as the hotly anticipated Space Chimps, so, you know, good luck, Nolan!

Quote of the Week: The Box

Arcturan on the terrible review given to the movie The Box by Scifi Wire:
So, as bad as it is, when can we expect it to be prominently featured on SyFy along with the other high quality movies?

Quote of the Week: Hard Questions

Jenna on EW's article "Kate Gosselin Probably Can't Answer These Questions":
Will your millions be worth it once your children stop talking to you?

Quote of the Week: Most Unintelligible

Lloyd Levin, co-producer of “Watchmen,” on Fox studio’s decision to initially turn down the movie proposal:

An internal Fox email documents that executives there felt the script was one of
the most unintelligible pieces of s*** they had read in years.

Quote of the Week: Pro-Adoption Message

Gabe on the "pro-adoption" message that will be added to the DVD of the horror movie "Orphan":

At the end of the movie, the camera pulls back from Esther's foster parents' dead bodies, and written on the kitchen floor in their pooling blood it says "ADOPT TODAYYYYY!"

Quote of the Week: All-You-Can-Eat

“You are paying for the caliber of the dining experience not to have a contest to see how expensive you can make it for the resturant to serve you.”
- I Foody, posted on a metafilter thread about all-you-can-eat restaurants.