Sunday, January 08, 2006

Revenge of Indian Red: White Crayon Colors


SEDONA, AZ - Native American artist John Redhorse has created a new pack of crayons named after Caucasian skin tones. The crayons are a response to the famous Crayola Crayon color, "Indian Red." Redhorse says, "I wanted to create a political statement and also give little Indian children something to enjoy. Not only are these crayons real crayons that are fun to play with, but they give the white devil some of his own medicine." The Payola crayons feature colors with racially-insensitive Caucasian names such as Redneck Red, Pasty White, Frostbitten Blue, and Spray-On Tan Orange.
Categories: comedy

6 comments:

OORANOS said...

Have a good time

Frodo Corleone said...

That's some funny sh!t... what's the deal though? No posts for a week and now it's going to take me an hour catch up... great job!

Monkey Migraine said...

Sorry about the delay. I moved and didn't have Internet access for almost a week. But as you can see, I had some stuff piled up.

Jay said...

lol.
just out of curiosity, why do you link to Google News.

Mauricem said...

Man, that's funny. I like how some native americans are trying to get people to see how insenstive American culture is to their ethnicity.
"Every thang's gonna be all white!"

Monkey Migraine said...

I link to Google News because I like it. And I'm too lazy to delete it. What the heck, I'm sure Blogger needs the dough.