Sunday, October 02, 2005

Ronald McHealthy

Now there's the "new" Ronald McDonald. Suddenly we have a surfing clown. Yeah, nothing says health and fitness like a clown. Everybody knows that when they go to the circus, the ladies love the clowns. We've all had that experience of watching them come out of the little car and thinking, "Wow, that clown is ripped. Look at the six-pack on that clown." We all know that Atkins Diet is getting pushed aside by the Bozo Diet that's sweeping the nation. Remember when Jane Fonda came out with that workout tape where she had the big red nose? And I just bought a pair of those big floppy shoes, and they just melt off the pounds. Okay, maybe Richard Simmons qualifies as a clown, but everybody else is dubious.

5 comments:

glomgold said...

I'm sure a Surfing Ronald is for all of us people not scared of encountering sharks in the water. Everyone needs to be afraid of something out there!

(and yeah, I'd paid for Opera already too. Doh!)

Monkey Migraine said...

Boris Karloff once said the scariest thing he could imagine was a clown standing at his doorstep at midnight. I think you've done one better. Imagine a clown gliding past you in the ocean at midnight...that's pretty freaky.

Mauricem said...

LOL. An action Ronald McDonald. Maybe he'll costar in the next Rambo movie.
That is a pretty freaky image by the way. Especially if he passed you without saying anything...just staring at you.

Monkey Migraine said...

Ayeee...that should be in a horror movie. Right now. Maybe I do have a clown-phobia...

glomgold said...

Yeah, clown-phobia. Thanks "Poltergeist". Anyway, if this kind of fear is ok for Mr. Karloff, it's ok in my book.