Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Baby of Steel: Kal-El Coppola Cage

I knew Nicholas Cage was a fan of Elvis and comics like Luke Cage aka Power Man, but he's taken it to a new level. We've heard a lot of crazy names that celebrities give their kids like Apple and Moon Unit, but this one takes the cake. Let's all wish "happy birthday" to Kal-El Coppola Cage. That's right, he named his son after the Last Son of Krypton, son of Jor-El, Clark Kent's true identity, the Man of Steel. Why couldn't he have named him Clark Kent Cage? That kind of has a ring to it.

7 comments:

Monkey Migraine said...

Dear Sir,

I would also like to wish his son a happy birthday. One day, he will kneel and swear eternal loyalty to me.

Signed,
General Zod

Monkey Migraine said...

Dear Sir,

Oh, great. He'll marry my daughter but he won't name his kid after me?

Signed,
Elvis

Monkey said...

Saw you on Wendy's blog and just had to say hi. Given that I am a monkey, and sometimes I get migraines. It was just too odd.

Happy Thursday... and yes, celebrity baby names have reached an all time low.

Mauricem said...

Dear Sir,
It's better than my name. Thanks Dad.
Signed,
Dweezil Zappa

Mauricem said...

I see a whole lot of beatings in his future.

glomgold said...

Why couldn't he go all-out and name the kid "Power Man and Iron Fist Cage"?

Monkey Migraine said...

Thanks for stopping by, Monkey. I'd post in your blog, but you seem to be obsessed with feces. I'd rather not have my comments referred to as "feces thrown." You know, monkeys do other things. Like sleep. And eat fruit.