Jokebook: Tofu Salad

A blonde walks into a store and says, "I'd like a tofu salad."

The guy behind the counter grumbles, "Dumb blonde."

The blonde says, "I resent that. If a brunette came in here and asked for a tofu salad, would you call her dumb?"

The guy says, "Yeah."

"Well," says the blonde, "If a redhead came in here and asked for a tofu salad, would you call her dumb?"

The guy says, "Yeah."

The blonde says, "Well, you're just the meanest man I've ever met. Why do you have to call anyone who comes in here and orders a tofu salad dumb?"

The guy says, "Because this is a hardware store."
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