Sunday, August 14, 2005

Jokebook: Everywhere I Touch

This blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, you have to help me. Everywhere I touch, it hurts."

The doctor says, "That sounds pretty serious. Show me."

The blonde touches her hip and screams. The blonde touches her forehead and screams. The blonde touches her stomach and screams. Afterwards, she whimpers, "What is it, doctor? Am I going to die?"

The doctor says, "Calm down. Your hand is broken."
Categories: comedy

1 comment:

Mauricem said...

Lousy spammers. Ha! I love blonde jokes.