Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Men Are Such Sad, Pathetic Creatures

I was snooping around on YouTube to give my new DSL connection a test drive and stumbled across a homemade music video called "Hey." It has to be good, considering the hundreds of people watching it, right? I watched it and quickly realized it was just two girls doing some vague dance moves in their bedroom to a song by the Pixies. Good? No. But the girls are cute and scantily-clad. Imagining the hundreds of guys drooling over this video gave me a pang of sadness for my gender. We're so easily-manipulated. Most guys will flock to watch scantily-clad women doing anything, including washing cars, fixing computers, and even just standing there. Shouldn't we be better than this, considering we rule the world? No point to this rant, really...all the men who should be reading this are too busy drooling over pictures of cute girls on some other blog.
Categories: opinion

4 comments:

Mauricem said...

Sad, but true my brother. Dangle a cute woman in front of a man and his brain shuts down.
Here's a question: Who has the power, the man or the woman?

Mauricem said...

Dear Sir,
Men
Men
Men
Men
Men are better than women!
Men are bigger!
Men are stronger!
Men are better than women!

Signed,
Lothar of the Hill People

Monkey Migraine said...

Dear Sir,

I agree, manipulating men with a female body is just degrading. I'm glad we didn't do that to get where we are.

Signed,
Pamela Anderson, Sharon Stone, and Hugh Hefner

glomgold said...

Haha! Lothar of the Hill People. I almost forgot about him.
Now if you'll excuse me, there's a poorly shot, pointless video of two cute ladies lip-synching to some song I'm unfamiliar with that I need to get to watchin'.