Maurice Clarett: Worst Mugger Ever

An ex-NFL player was indicted for robbery. There's a long story about Maurice Clarett and why his turning to armed robbery is so funny (read his profile on Wikipedia for the short version), but the robbery in itself is funny enough. He's one of the all-time worst criminals. If you read the report, you'll see that not only did he forget to tell the people he was robbing that he was robbing them, but the robbery was foiled because he was interrupted by a friend of his who recognized him and called out his name. And all he got was a cell phone.