The fire alarm went off at my wife's office and when every one was outside, the supervisors started telling them to go back to work. That's funny. Like they're gonna be sitting there at their desks with flames everywhere, and her supervisor yelling "Nobody leaves until you get third-degree burns! First or second-degree, you stay at your desks! And if you go to the hospital, that time is unpaid! And we'll be putting phones next to your hospital beds! That counts as mandatory overtime!"