We've got a naked drive-through update...(brrrddddd-WAM!)...police in North Carolina have sent out an APB for a man who went through a fast-food drive-through completely naked. Yes, they're searching for a man described as a "hairy, big-bellied man in his 30s" who went through a restaurant drive-through lane last week. When he stepped out of his car to get his food, they discovered he wasn't wearing anything. Apparently, this guy has been showing up at the restaurant before wearing only underwear, but found even that too constricting. (click here) They need to put up one of those "no shirt, no shoes, no underwear, no service signs."
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6 comments:
Dear Sir,
That's disgusting. Nobody wants to see a fat, ugly white guy walk around naked.
Signed,
Richard Hatch
Dear Sir,
Nudity...I'm lovin' it.
Signed,
Naked Drive-Through Guy
Dear Sir,
They said I could have it my way.
Signed,
Naked Drive-Through Guy
Hee hee. Good letters
Top ten reasons I go through the drive-thru naked
10. If I spill the coffee, I'm set for life
9. The belt buckle was throwing off my concentration
8. In my country, it's a compliment to the chef
7. I'm lovin' it
6. The seatbelt feels so smooth against my skin
5. I was hoping to get the McNaked meal
4. They asked me if I wanted to "Super Size" it
3. I saw Janet Jackson do the same thing last week
2. It's easier to hold onto the change
1. Two words - secret sauce
Like the Richard Hatch letter
Funny funny top ten list
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