Britney Spears is an Idiot

Here are some choice highlights from an interview with Britney Spears in Blender magazine. I think it speaks for itself...

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Spears's favorite smoke is strawberry flavored tobacco. "I didn't even know there was such a thing as hookah until two weeks ago," she says.

She stops abruptly and asks, "Hookah's not like weed, is it?"

No.

She looks relieved.
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Q: Do you know how much money you have?

A: I don't know. I know how much money I have in my trust fund, but that's a personal question.

Q: We're not asking for figures. Just, are you the sort of person who keeps an eye on her money? Do you know how much a quart of milk is?

A: I don't know - $4.50?
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Q: In the wake of the September 11th attacks, you were mentioned as one of the reasons people were hostile to America. You were alleged to represent the immortality and hegemony of American culture.

A: What the hell are you talking about?

Q: Did you ever hear that?

A: This interview is way too deep.
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