Yeesh, she's hardcore.
Top Ten Things Sharapova does to intimidate her opponent==10. Serves bowling balls.9. Plays Beck's "Loser" at random during the game.8. Every other shot is preceeded by a yawn.7. Yells profanity in their native tongue.6. Puts an L on her forehead before returning the ball.5. Has a picture of their mother on the back of her panties.4. A suspicious-looking guy stands on the side with a crowbar.3. Has the ballboy give them the finger as he runs past.2. Alan Alda sits in the front row and just stares.1. Starts flirting with the judge, male or female.
Classics...funny funny stuff, especially the Alan Alda one. That would creep me out.
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