Tuesday, May 25, 2004

CelebrityWatch: Michael Jackson Sucks

We've got a Michael Jackson update (bddddd-WAM!)...Macaulay Culkin's father says he walked in on Michael Jackson sucking on a baby bottle. And it wasn't Culkin's bottle. Oddly enough, this seems like the least weird thing Jackson's done.

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3 comments:

Mauricem said...

I honestly don't know what to make of that. Like Mac's father said, it's not like it's illegal, but it is very wierd.

Monkey Migraine said...

I think it goes a long way towards confirming that Michael Jackson is emotionally stunted. I always thought he was emotionally still a child, but I didn't think it went all the way back to being a baby. Amazing that he has all this money for theme parks and plastic surgery, when what he really needs is a good psychiatrist.

Anonymous said...

people say all these things about "wacko jacko" but now, with his sudden death, he is back to being an "icon" .. dont get me wrong he was a genius, no doubt about it. but why bother pretending he wasnt mentally ill for over 20 years, untreated, perhaps even longer. his whole life. he never had a chance. ironically he tried to make his comeback and died right before the tour began. he will never know people are adoring and crying over him. good. there was even talks of being a child molester! and should be remembered not just as an iconic genius. be realistic! don't be selective, and think of half the truth. remember him for WHO HE WAS= as a VERY MENTALLY SICK IDIOT SAVANT. i guess thats the price geniuses have to pay. it comes at a large cost.