Sunday, August 29, 2004

Mchael Jackson Is A Big, Fat Liar

It's time for a long overdue Michael Jackson update...(brrrddddd-WAM!)...as you probably know, during a 60 Minutes interview, Michael Jackson accused police of manhandling him during custody. I saw the interview and it was truly bizarre. He claimed he was handcuffed so tightly that it disclocated his arm and bruised his wrists, that he was locked in a bathroom "covered in feces" for forty-five minutes, and that they cursed at him.

At the time, I didn't believe him. For one thing, the sheriff's office denied it and said they had videotaped the entire proceeeding. Another thing, he was shown cheerfully bouncing his arms while being taken to jail, and held up his arm in a "V" sign while being led out. And for another thing, Michael won't even admit he'd had plastic surgery. Why should we believe anything he says?

Well, along comes the report that Michael Jackson was not manhandled during custody. Case closed, as far as I'm concerned. Speaking of the lies about plastic surgery, there's a funny overview of Michael's face at Anomalies Unlimited and a more serious look by a plastic surgeon at ABC News.

7 comments:

Mauricem said...

Did you hear that Michael had part of his ear put into his nose to rebuild it?
http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/224411p-192783c.html

Mauricem said...

Dear Sir,
I love the title.
Signed,
Al Franken

Mauricem said...

Dear Sir,
He looks fine to me.
Signed,
Victor Frankenstein

Monkey Migraine said...

Frankenstein...classic..hahahah

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