Wednesday, May 26, 2004

Slap-Happy Simmons

It's time for a Richard Simmons update...(brrddddd-WAM!) As you know, Richard Simmons was being sued by a 250-pound cage wrestler for slapping him in a Phoenix airport. Well, the suit's been dropped. There's no reason given, but maybe it has something to do with the fact that it's a 250-pound cage wrestler and he's accusing Richard Simmons of assault. That wrestler would never live that trial down. You know his next opponent would be coming into the ring playing "Sweatin' to the Oldies" and wearing an afro.

1 comment:

Mauricem said...

HA. That would be a good one. He'd be a laughingstock.