This guy walks into a bar, slumps into his seat, and orders a stiff drink. The bartender serves the drink and asks, "Why so glum?"
The guy gulps down the drink, then says, "I just lost my job."
Bartender says, "That's too bad. How come?"
The guy says, "Ah, you know how managers are. They just stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work."
The bartender says, "Sure. But why'd you get fired?"
The guy says, "Jealousy. Everybody thought I was a manager."