Carrot Top is one of those comedians who's become a punchline. "That guy makes Carrot Top look like Sir Lawrence Olivier." I actually like Carrot Top. He's a funny guy. Well, those 1-800-COLLECT commercials were pretty lame, but a guy's gotta pay the bills.But apparently, all that ribbing has gone to Carrot Top's head. Or more specifically, his muscles. Have you seen the latest pictures of him?! Warning, this picture may cause brain damage from trying to accept the idea of muscles on Carrot Top. Or from trying to accept that Carrot Top makes you feel inferior, physically. He looks like somebody put the Wendy girl's head on Vin Diesel's body. I think this was a mistake. It's hard to laugh at someone who could kill you with his bare hands.
Bonus: I got this photo from Thedigested.com which has an article on this, and the debate in the comments are hysterical.
8 comments:
Holy crap! Carrot Top is BUFF!
Not sure how I feel about that, it kinda scares me.
WOW!
Aha! I coulda sworn the guy's arms looked bigger in one of those AT&T commercials but the thought of Carrot Top as a tuffguy seemed too inconceivable. I guess not. I agree. Imagine getting beat up by him. Happy holidays.
If I got my butt kicked by Carrot top I would tell no one. That's like being beaten up by Pippi Longstocking.
On a related note, I was reading an interview with him in "Stuff" magazine where he explained what happened. He said he was working out and someone asked if they could take a picture. Next thing he knew it was all over the place. There was even an article in his hometown paper about his pants (he says it's cause he has no butt). At 150 lbs though, he insists he's not as big as the pictures make it seem.
It doesn't explain the eyeliner though...
Carrot Top's funny.
Dear Sir,
Carrot Top has never taken steroids. Period. I do not know how to say it any clearer.
Signed,
Raphael Palmeiro
Dear Sir,
I think Carrot Top is making a good career move. Muscles helped me.
Signed,
Joe Piscopo
Dear Sir,
I think it was a mistake. Muscles can only take you so far in this world.
Signed,
Arnold Schwarzenegger
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