Thursday, November 10, 2005

Left Turn Lovers: NASCAR Romance Novels

Harlequin announced that it's working with NASCAR to create a line of NASCAR-themed romance novels. We've acquired an exclusive sample of the next NASCAR novel, Left Turn Lovers:

When Billy Bob's racecar pulled up to her house and he stepped out, Mary Lou caught her breath. The way the sweat on his jiggling belly caught the sun made Mary Lou shiver. She wished she had taken the time to brush her tooth, but she knew you didn't keep a man like Billy Bob waiting.

"Oh Mary Lou," Billy Bob whispered. "You're the purtiest lady I ever done seen. I won me ten dollars at the last race, more money than I ever had in my whole life. Would you do me the honor o' bein' my wife? We can git married and spend the honeymoon at Wal-Mart."

"Sure as shootin'," Mary Lou said shyly. "Why don't you put down that beer, come over here, and kiss me with them big cold sore-riddled lips."

Just then, their mother called out, "Kids, it's time for supper! Go get your Pa and scrape up some roadkill for the stewpot!"


Categories: sports, best-of

3 comments:

Candice Gilmer said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

What's scary is that I can almost see this... lololololol...

glomgold said...

I'm gonna wait until they hit the clearance rack at K-Mart. I will discuss the merits of the tales with the gap-toothed patrons of the store.

Monkey Migraine said...

Dear Sir,

Gap-toothed patrons? Sounds more like Wal-Mart.

Signed,
K-Mart