Hurricane Katrina struck the East Coast, causing enormous devastation. To keep the flooding from affecting tourism, the governor has renamed New Orleans "the Venice of America." Women on Bourbon Street are still flashing people for beads, but that's so they can tie them together and make a rope to escape. The flooding has been so bad that the governor has proposed gathering animals by twos.
Support is being sent from all over the country. National Guard troops from California, police officers from Minnesota, and looters from Los Angeles. Of course, the looters are easy to spot. Just look for the guy sitting around with no food, no water, no house, and a big-screen TV.
The oil industry warned that oil refineries have been damaged by the hurricane, raising prices further. Unfortunately, the spokesman couldn't get through the announcement without bursting into uncontrolled giggling.
But laughs followed when it turned out the whole hurricane episode was an elaborate prank by Ashton Kutcher for a future episode of Punk'd.
See you next Tuesday.
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2 comments:
Inever thought I'd have a reason to laugh at Katrina, but you pulled it off. Thanks for the laughs man.
Thanks for putting a smile on my face. This whole thing has left me so angry and distraught, I've forgotten where my smile muscles are. ...so... thanks for the laughs, Man.
Also, thanks for stopping by my blogs. :D See ya 'round the blogosphere!
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