Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Jokebook: Tattoos and Fruit

I'm paraphrasing this, because I heard the bit on the radio, but can't find the exact quote. But it's funny.

"I like tattoos. That's something you put on your body to make a statement. It says something about you. Just like these rolls of fat right here. You know what they say about me? They say 'I...don't...like...fruit.'"
-Dave Attell

4 comments:

Mauricem said...

LOL!

Mauricem said...

Hey, where's the News Nuggets!

Monkey Migraine said...

I dunno. Haven't heard any stories that I thought were funny lately. I'm trying not to force them out, 'cause that's where lameness sets in. Maybe next week.

glomgold said...

Ha! I don't know why I found that Dave Attell show where he'd wander around towns at night to be so entertaining.