Tuesday, June 21, 2005

The Surreal Life

This is the problem with the Internet. Before the Internet, some psycho would be going around with a compulsion to wear a diaper, and he'd be correctly thinking to himself, "This isn't normal. I need help." Today, he goes on the Internet, finds twenty other people who wear a diaper, and suddenly it's not a compulsion. It's a "lifestyle."

Exhibit A, Baby Man, one of the most mentally-disturbed people I've ever seen - a middle-aged man who acts and dresses like a two-year old baby girl. This guy didn't need an article, he needs a psychiatrist. After reading about his life, I would chip into a fund to pay for his therapy bills.

2 comments:

Nigel G Mitchell said...

Dear Sir,

That guy is a total freak. He needs help.

Signed,
Michael Jackson

Maurice Mitchell said...

Yeesh, twisted doesn't even describe it. It's not so much that a 50 year old man wearing a diaper and calling himself a little girl is wierd it's that he thinks it's perfectly acceptable.
I laughed out loud when he said he doesn't go to bars. No surprise, but very funny to imagine.