This turtle walks into a bar, and starts walking slowly towards the counter. After about ten minutes of watching this, the bartender calls out, "Can I help you?"
The turtle says, "I'd like a beer to celebrate my fifth birthday."
The bartender calls back, "Sorry, you have to be twenty-one before I can serve you a beer."
The turtle responds, "By the time I get there, I will be."
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Hee hee
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