Thursday, June 30, 2005

Jokebook: Legal Age

This turtle walks into a bar, and starts walking slowly towards the counter. After about ten minutes of watching this, the bartender calls out, "Can I help you?"

The turtle says, "I'd like a beer to celebrate my fifth birthday."

The bartender calls back, "Sorry, you have to be twenty-one before I can serve you a beer."

The turtle responds, "By the time I get there, I will be."
Categories: comedy