Sunday, March 28, 2004

Martha's Bee-Atch

I seems that Martha Stewart is so organized that she's already gotten her bee-atch in advance. FOX News reported that Martha Stewart has hired an inmate to serve as her bodyguard and personal assistant. She'll pay the woman's family and, in return, the inmate will protect her, and serve as her "eyes and ears." I wonder if Martha is also planning to match the colors of her cell with her outfits, and coming up with a new line of designer shanks? I know, those are old jokes, but they still work...
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