Friday, October 12, 2007

Jokebook: Homeward Bound

This guy's wife gets a cat and he hates it. So one day, while his wife is gone to work, the guy puts the cat in the back seat of the car, drives a few blocks, and lets the cat out. When he gets home, the cat's sitting there on the front porch.

So the next day, the guy waits until his wife leaves for work again, then throws the cat in the car, drives a mile away from the house, and tosses the cat out. When he gets home, the cat's sitting there again on the front porch.

Well, the guy's furious. So he waits until the next day, then throws the cat in the car, and drives as far and fast as he can, making all the turns and doubling back he can to throw off the cat. He dumps out the cat and heads home, but realizes he can't figure out where he is.

So that afternoon, his wife comes home and answers the ringing phone. It's her husband. He asks, "Is the cat there?"

She says, "Yes."

The guy says, "I'm lost. Put the cat on the phone."

Related posts:
* Jokebook: Police Phobia
* Jokebook: Vow of Silence

4 comments:

Bo said...

hahahaha
this story is great.
i'm more of a dog person, but lately there has been a sudden increase of cats in my life (3 cats - all friends' pets), and i'll have to say they're pretty cute. and damn smart.

Monkey Migraine said...

This was kind of based on a true story. When my wife was young, her father tried to dump their cat...and it always found its way home.

Mauricem said...

LOL Great joke man. I love how he got his "come-uppance" as they say. Not sure who says that but somebody does.

glomgold said...

What we need are more uses of "come-uppance" in this world and less cats.
Actually I like my neighbor's cat. It's friendly (b/c it's hungry I bet) but I don't have to take care of it. My kind of pet.