Late at night, a police officer is on the side of the road when he sees a car with its taillights out driving by. So the cop turns on his sirens. To his surprise, the car takes off at a hundred miles an hour. The cop engages the car in a high-speed chase that only ends when the car blows two of its tires and is forced to stop.
The cop goes over to the driver's side window of the car and growls, "You want to tell me what that was all about?"
The driver gasps, "Sorry, officer. My wife left me for a cop last week."
The cop nods. "I see. So that's left you a little bitter towards police officers?"
The driver gasps, "No, I thought you were gonna give her back."