I was flipping through the tabloids and the National Enquirer's claiming that Angelina's baby isn't Brad Pitt's. The headline was "It's NOT Brad's Baby!" and took up half the page. Turns out she was involved with her ex-husband at the time, and an "insider" claims that Angelina did the math and thinks she might have gotten pregnant with him. If I were Brad Pitt, I'd do a paternity test. Now I really hate Angelina Jolie. What a ho. She's got the most desirable man in the world (according to some people) in the bag, and that's not enough - she's gotta sleep with some other guy. I don't really like Jennifer Aniston, but now I hope the two of them get back together, just to spite Angelina. The same article said that Angelina is trying to convince Brad to live outside the US because she's afraid he'll go back to Jennifer and wants to keep the two of them apart. Whoof, what a complicated love triangle this turned out to be. It would make a great soap opera.
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hilarious, "what a ho", lol. :D I'm sure it's Brad's, but I still think they suck. I'm pretty sick of them, I wish they'd stay in Africa.
Whoa. That would suck pretty bad. Explains the quickie wedding alright. And she did say she was sleeping around a lot.
'Course, if it's in Enquirer it must be true.
Top Tens Signs Shiloh isn't Brad's Kid
10. Brad asked about the hospital's "return policy".
9. Shiloh doesn't follow Angelina around like a trained dog.
8. The baby's godfather keeps asking to drop the "god" part.
7. After watching "Interview with the Vampire" Shiloh dares to ask, "Didn't that movie seem kind of gay?"
6. Shiloh likes to shower more than once a year.
5. The boy's first words are "Daddy" and "Sucker".
4. The shotguns at the wedding were loaded.
3. Shiloh's hair stays one color for more than a month.
2. The mailman keeps saying his package was delivered "successfully".
...and the number one sign Shiloh isn't Brad's Kid...
1. He's black
Funny top 10, although some I didn't get. True 'dat to the "Vampire" seems gay" bit
Agh! Shiloh is a girl! Well, half the jokes till work.
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