Friday, August 25, 2006
Stars Are Deaf: Paris Hilton's Hit Single
I've had Paris Hilton's Stars are Blind stuck in my head all day. Heard like five seconds of it this morning - just the amount of time it took me to change the channel. That song is evil. They must have put some sort of hypnotic suggestion in it or something to make it stuck in your head. Because I hate it, and I can't get it out. Curse you, Paris Hilton. I feel like challenging her - I'll show up with a piano. I'll play one note. I just want her to sing that one note and hold it for five seconds. Do that without any kind of lip synching or electronic assistance, and I'll buy a hundred of her albums. Because I firmly believe she can't do it.