Saturday, September 25, 2004

Paris Brands Herself

For all those rushing out to use the name "Paris Hilton," you're too late. Paris Hilton has copyrighted her name and even developed a logo. A tiara? Could she be more pretenious? Here are my top six logos for Paris Hilton...feel free to add your own.

6. A big bag of money
5. Paris stepping on a pile of homeless people to get into her limosuine
4. The words "talent and wisdom" with a line running across it
3. A four-leaf clover
2. Paris standing on the coattails of her parents
1. A white garbage bag with her face on it

4 comments:

Maurice Mitchell said...

10. Her plastic surgeon's name and address
9. Night-vision goggles
8. A ramora eel
7. A clock counting down fifteen minutes

Maurice Mitchell said...

Dear Sir,
People have been branding us for years.
Signed,
Cows

Maurice Mitchell said...

HA great top ten list man

Nigel G Mitchell said...

You hit some good ones in there, too. I had a hard time coming up with ten, but you finished it.