Monday, March 29, 2010

KidsTalk: Miss Rosa is Sexy

This is the start of what may turn out to be a series. Here's the deal: I have two toddlers, so I watch a lot of kids' TV. Some of it just flies right over my head. Others actually trigger thoughts and analysis that I know are way too deep for childrens' television. I feel compelled to share. Today, let's talk about Miss Rosa.

I make my kids watch a lot of TV on PBS, because it's educational. Over time, I began to notice Miss Rosa. Miss Rosa has a very small role on PBS - she just does little bumpers between shows, introducing the next program. She always has a little educational thing to do, like teach how to count in Spanish or safety. I found her disturbing for reasons I didn't understand, and eventually I was forced to admit what I didn't want to accept: I think Miss Rosa is freakin' hot. And I mean HOT. I don't know if it's the pretty eyes or the curvaceous lips or her accent or just the fact that she looks so sweet and innocent, but I can't take my eyes off her when she comes on. And every time she says something in Spanish, it gets me going. If she was my kids' preschool teacher, I'd be there to drop them off and pick them up every day. She teaches kids the alphabet, but I'd love to teach her a few things...well, you get the idea. Check out some of her clips and tell me if you don't feel the same way.


In real life, she's played by actress Jennifer Peña, who is also a certified teacher. It was hard to find information about her, because there's apparently a Latina singer with the same name who's more popular. She has a website, which is a little sparse. I did a search to see if I was the only one who felt this way about Miss Rosa, and it seems a lot of guys are in the closet about it. But I did find one article that listed her among the five hottest children's television personalities. I feel better knowing I'm not alone. If you feel the same way, let me know. We can form a club.

UPDATE: So this is my most popular post on this blog, I'm guessing we have a consensus: Miss Rosa is hot. Leave a comment below to join the club.

23 comments:

Mauricem said...

She is pretty cute. I think it just depends on how much kids television you watch that determines how hot she is though. Spanish accents are always hot though...that and Dominican.

Monkey Migraine said...

Yeah, after six months of non-stop Miss Rosa, she grows on you.

Anonymous said...

Hell yeah Miss Rosa is a feakin babe!!!

Anna said...

I would like to join the Miss Rosa is hot club. Where do I sign up? lol.

Anonymous said...

I've found a secret thrill in seeing Miss Rosa in the morning ever since my boy start watching a little TV most mornings.

Anonymous said...

Obviously I have a crush on her... How else would one find this link. Lol. Let's get her in Playboy!

Paul said...

In the words of Wayne Campbell, she's a "Robo babe"! I want to see that smock thing on my bedroom floor. When Im not fantasizing about her, I wonder if she has a closet full of the identical purple smocks? Then I want her to tell me how to say "Pancake" in espanol while shes making them the morning after...Im down for theh club.

Monkey Migraine said...

Phew. Thanks, guys. Glad I'm not the only one. Felt a little weird there.

Dr. Heckle said...

Yes, she is very hot. It doesn't help that I'm already attracted to Latina women... My son watches PBS, and she definitely caught my attention.

Anonymous said...

Miss Rosa is Muy Caliente! I hope i spelled that right. I was hoping i wasnt the only dad that thought this, lol. Of course that is how i found this web page!

Anonymous said...

I always Thought about Miss Rosa but not in a sexual way. Until I really opened my eyes and noticed she was very very HOT. Now i cant stop thinking about her and the things that i would do to her in bed or anywhere where i can make her happy. If you know what i mean. And yes girls with Spanish accents are always hot.

Anonymous said...

Oh man I have a hot crush for this woman. A sadly-long-distance-unknown-unrequited-and-grossly-inappropriate-given-I-always-feel-it-around-my-kids hot crush.

So - anyone know if she's married?

east austin mexican said...

Oh man she is so hot thank you for blogging about this I just recently saw her at pbs 50th anniversary this past sunday and she is even hotter in person wow she's gorgeous. she read books to are the kids and parents, very nice curves in person and very nice little feat. she had on a pair of chuck taylor type shoes about a size 6. And she's about 5 foot 1 herself very beautiful. She gave me eye contact for a quick second and my heart stopped. she is definitely wife material and I would make strong passionate sweet love to her everyday. thank you for posting this blog I myself have been spreading the word of Ms Rosa

Anonymous said...

Okay, you men ought to be ashamed of yourselves....seriously? Where has chivalry gone? You all sound like sick, twisted, disgusting, and creepy pedophiles. Granted, you are titled to your own opinion, but have some class and humanity. Shame on you all. Especially for the fact that you're taking something good and safe for kids and creating a monstrosity of it. Shame, shame, shame on you all.

Nigel Mitchell said...

Seriously, Anonymous? Pedophiles?! Miss Rosa is a grown woman!

Kimo Smith said...

Yea i watch her every morning with my 2yr old and something about her that is a turn on,had to come looking for a site or something about her;

Anonymous said...

Yes she is a babe. I too think about the things I would do to miss Rosa ;0) but hold up east austin mexican. You mean to tell me u actually got to see her in person ?! what a lucky guy.

Justin Casella said...

I think she's cute but after the "cabin-effect" of seeing her always bubbly and on a daily basis gets to ya.

Doesn't help that she has pretty lady bits of course :)

Anonymous said...

Ms. Rosa is very sexy.

Anonymous said...

Miss Rosa is a hottie. I can't stop staring at her tits. I looked at her SAG card and when I read her measurements (34 'D') i got a slight chub. I want to bone her in the worst way. Well, thanks for the outlet. I'll go back to pretending she's just a nice lady on my kid's favorite channel.

Ant$ said...

yeah she's hot.

Patrick Healy said...

She's probably the hottest woman in children's television, and second would be Stephanie from lazy town!

Anonymous said...

She's so fucking hot dude....