Three guys die in a car crash. At the pearly gates, the angel says, “I’m sorry, gentlemen. You were taken before your time. We can’t send you back, but we’ll give you one last request. You can have your family and friends say anything you want at your funeral, and it will become true. What do you want it to be?”
One guy says, “I want them to say that I was a very successful stock broker with lots of cars and beautiful women.”
The second guy says, “I want them to say that I was a beloved man with lots of children, an adoring wife, and hundreds of friends.”
The third guy says, “I want them to say, ‘Hey, he’s moving!’"