Sweet lovable Koko, the gorilla whose handlers claim can communicate with hand gestures. Koko, so loveable that they put her in the movie Congo. Guess what? She's a pervert.
In a lawsuit filed on Tuesday, former female employees of the Gorilla Foundation claim Koko's trainer demanded that they bare their breasts to Koko because she has a "nipple fetish." The lawsuit also claims they were forced to work unpaid overtime and kept gorilla urine in the refrigerator next to their lunches.
This story is guaranteed to make you feel better about your job. Imagine having a job that required you to keep your grub next to a jar of gorilla urine and show your boobs to a monkey. Makes that eight hours in a cubicle with a chatty neighbor and a broken chair sound like heaven.
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Dear Sir,
It's disgusting how some celebrities will take advantage of their fame to satisfy their own desires.
Signed,
Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, Kobe Bryant, Peewee Herman, and Bill Cosby
Dear Sir,
It wasn't Koko's fault. We taught her to make those hand gestures to get women to bare their breasts. We also taught her how to operate a videocamera.
Signed,
Male Employees of the Gorilla Foundation
Dear Sir,
Is the Gorilla Foundation hiring? I could use the publicity and I have a lot of experience.
Signed,
Pamela Anderson
Hmm, I didn't know that if someone had a fetish it meant you were forced to oblige him/her.
Hysterical letters! I'm loving it.
That just freaks me out. It just shows they treat the animals better than the people.
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