Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
Q: What do you call a hundred lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: Why could the lawyer swim through a river of piranhas without getting eaten?
A: Professional courtesy.
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LOL. I only wish these jokes weren't so true.
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