A Cuban, a Russian, a white American, and an Apache Indian are sitting on a train.
The Cuban takes one puff of his cigar and throws it out the window, saying "There's plenty more of those where I come from."
The Russian takes a sip of his vodka and throws the rest of the bottle out the window, saying "There's plenty more of that where I come from."
So the Apache Indian gets up and throws the white American out the window.
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