"I Threw It On the Ground" By Lonely Island

This music video is so funny that I threw it on the ground...

This Parody of Arsenio Hall's Gary Coleman Interview is Perfect

Paul Scheer, in some ways, is one of the great comedy geniuses of our time. But you've probably never heard of him, because his show NTSF:SD:SUV is on Adult Swim at midnight, and his other projects are on the web. But here's a chance to catch up. He created a series called The ArScheerio Paul Show, making parodies of clips from The Arsenio Show. Seth Rogan and Paul Scheer did a pitch perfect improv satire of Gary Coleman's appearance.

Here's the original interview:

And here's the parody:

Pizza on a Pizza

Yo dawg, I hear you like pizza, so we put pizza on your pizza so you can eat pizza while you eat pizza!

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In case you're wondering, it's real. And here's the story behind this.

Philosophy Isn't Always Hard...

Not every philosophical question is difficult. Not if you've got the right frame of mind. Check out these cartoons by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

The answer is Yes

Arian Foster is Just Trying to Be the Best Teammate He Can Be

NFL Texas running back Arian Foster did his first media interview in the 2014 training camp. And he was an absolute troll. Watch him give pretty much the exact same answer to every question. http://youtu.be/T6weWPXuJhs

After the interview, he had this to say:

Amazon Same-Day Delivery is a Modern Day Miracle

Last week, I decided to order a new phone online. I went with Amazon, because I just signed up for Amazon Prime and that gives me free two day shipping. Yeah, that totally works. Anyway, I get to the shipping and I was about to select two day shipping when I see this:

FREE Same Day Shipping

Now this made me pause for three reasons.

First of all, it said "free." When I had resigned myself to two day shipping free, the idea of getting it sooner for the same price seemed too good to be true.

But second, it said "same day." I'd never heard of such a thing. How could I get something the same day I ordered it? Even overnight seemed like a stretch.

But the third reason I was in disbelief is that it was a Sunday.

That's right. Sunday.

Could Amazon really deliver my phone for free on the same day I ordered it? On a Sunday, no less?

I figured there had to be a mistake, that the system probably made an error. What the heck? I selected same day shipping and hit "next," expecting Amazon to say the equivalent of, "Oops, my bad. We meant delivery on Monday." That's why I was shocked when it said, "Congratulations! Your delivery date is Today." There was even a tracking number.

I Googled it and discovered that Amazon had achieved what I thought to be impossible.

The short version is that Amazon has warehouses set up in a handful of major cities and can process and ship orders for delivery to those cities on the same day. They even had arranged with the US postal service to deliver on Sunday, something the post office had convinced me was impossible.

I spent the rest of the day clicking "update order," and waiting for a moment when the website would say the package was going to be delayed. When it said it was shipped, I figured it would be a mistake, something would go wrong, and it wouldn't show up.

At five o'clock, there was a knock on my door. I opened it to find my package.

I got the phone. Six hours after I ordered it online. On a Sunday. I would have gladly paid $10 for that privilege, but I got it for free. This sort of thing feels so amazing, it should be illegal. Ordering online is now officially better than shopping in a store, because I didn't have to get dressed, drive to the store, wait in line, drive back home, etc.

Amazon, you are amazing.

Robin Williams Reincarnated in Amazing Impressions

Jamie Costa has an amazing gift. He can do an absolutely dead-on impression of Robin Williams. In this video, he runs through some of William's most popular roles. The incredible part is he does the voice and the face and the mannerisms. It's stunning.

Aamer Rahman Explains The True Definition of "Reverse Racism"

A lot of people - white people - complain about "reverse racism," the idea of minorities being racist against white people. Comedian Aamer Rahman explained how it's possible for there to be "reverse racism."
  https://youtu.be/dw_mRaIHb-M

Watch People Go Insane Over the Tesla's Insane Mode

The Tesla P85D Model S has a little button on it called "insane mode." "Insane mode" causes the car to accelerate from zero to sixty in less than four seconds. That's incredible acceleration, and DragTimes created this video showing the reactions of average people to it. And yes, the button actually does say "insane."

Jennifer Lawrence Can't Handle Meeting "Homeland" Star

I love Jennifer Lawrence. Not so much as an actor (although she's great as Mystique and Katniss), but as a human being. Her antics off the set are more entertaining than her acting, because she's so unfiltered. It's refreshing to see her talk and goof around in ways that regular people do, but most celebrities are too self aware to do. She's the anti-Anne Hathaway.

That's why this clip of her meeting one of the stars of Homeland is so awesome, because it's exactly how a regular person would behave when meeting someone from their favorite show. But it does take a dark turn when they accidentally spoil a major moment from the show, and she freaks out the way most of us who hate spoilers do. (If you haven't seen past the first two seasons of Homeland, don't watch this or you'll do the same thing)