tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929666.post114194969656651042..comments2024-01-05T09:44:09.064-07:00Comments on Monkey Migraine Mountain: In The Slow Lane of the InternetNigel G Mitchellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01587936933402372050noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929666.post-1142016689373530622006-03-10T11:51:00.000-07:002006-03-10T11:51:00.000-07:00Top ten signs you're out of touch with technology=...Top ten signs you're out of touch with technology<BR/>==<BR/>10. You're still waiting for Windows 98 SE the fifth edition.<BR/>9. Blogging? That's in the bathroom right?<BR/>8. You try to podcast with a fly fishing rod.<BR/>7. "Eh, that Macintosh company'll never make anything good."<BR/>6. You think an iPod is a green vegetable with your name on it.<BR/>5. You invite the guys over to watch the game on your new 28-inch big screen TV.<BR/>4. It's getting harder and harder to get blank BetaMax tapes.<BR/>3. You belong to the "I love Zip-drives" BBS group.<BR/>2. Googling is what you do at the beach.<BR/><BR/>And the number one way you can tell you're out of touch with technology...<BR/><BR/>1. You can't figure out why some of these are funny.Maurice Mitchellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15338165486757095191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929666.post-1142013931151571692006-03-10T11:05:00.000-07:002006-03-10T11:05:00.000-07:00Dear Sir,There's something called the 'Internets' ...Dear Sir,<BR/>There's something called the 'Internets' people have been telling me I need to look at. Is this it?<BR/><BR/>Signed, <BR/>George W. BushMaurice Mitchellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15338165486757095191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5929666.post-1142013784137607332006-03-10T11:03:00.000-07:002006-03-10T11:03:00.000-07:00Eh. You're not missing much. People are just find...Eh. You're not missing much. People are just finding different ways to deliver information over the Internet, but the core remains the same.<BR/>I think the problem is there was a time in the early 90's when technology was accelerating faster than demand. A whiole copr of useless internet stuff came and went so fast we started getting used to ignoring new trends.<BR/>Now the internet is driving technology and only the real deal is coming to the top.<BR/>Still ciming fast though.Maurice Mitchellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15338165486757095191noreply@blogger.com